I’m pretty sure a “cup” of espresso would kill a child. So…maybe don’t do that?

I’m pretty sure a “cup” of espresso would kill a child. So…maybe don’t do that?

Google.

No.

Google.

No.

Amanda was wondering why I seemed so confused by her shirt, until I explained that OCR means something very different in my world.

(Apparently, here it stands for Obstacle Course Running)

Amanda was wondering why I seemed so confused by her shirt, until I explained that OCR means something very different in my world.

(Apparently, here it stands for Obstacle Course Running)

Has science gone too far?

Has science gone too far?

Sometimes, when the trash can is full, you have to get creative.

Sometimes, when the trash can is full, you have to get creative.

I guess I’ve been a little busy lately.

I guess I’ve been a little busy lately.

Russell.

Russell.

I never don’t laugh at Andrew Dice Clay in these ads.

I don’t know when or why I started writing my “y”s like this. I think about it every time I see my hand unconsciously draw that curly, loopy tail.

My life is fascinating, sometimes.

I don’t know when or why I started writing my “y”s like this. I think about it every time I see my hand unconsciously draw that curly, loopy tail.

My life is fascinating, sometimes.

Got one of them sweet new Mac Pros for my birthday. Looking forward to all the Thunderbolt 2 and smoked brisket.

Got one of them sweet new Mac Pros for my birthday. Looking forward to all the Thunderbolt 2 and smoked brisket.

Slack is a very important, professional communication tool.

Slack is a very important, professional communication tool.

My Mom is funny.

My Mom is funny.

Shoeless Joe must’ve had some good shit before the flight. He spent 25min studying his hands.

Shoeless Joe must’ve had some good shit before the flight. He spent 25min studying his hands.

Comfy?

Comfy?

I talk too much.
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