Downtown Chandler, AZ.

Downtown Chandler, AZ.

Out with the old, it would seem.

Out with the old, it would seem.

"She’s got over 500 horsepower of handicapped-spot-blocking power."

– This Asshole

"She’s got over 500 horsepower of handicapped-spot-blocking power."

– This Asshole

Shake It Off.

via Joe Steel

He claims to be “The Original Ahwatukee Realtor” but I’ve never heard of him.

And I’d remember.

He claims to be “The Original Ahwatukee Realtor” but I’ve never heard of him.

And I’d remember.

Stopped by my Dad’s house tonight. Found a box full of 1992.

I’m pretty sure a “cup” of espresso would kill a child. So…maybe don’t do that?

I’m pretty sure a “cup” of espresso would kill a child. So…maybe don’t do that?

Google.

No.

Google.

No.

Amanda was wondering why I seemed so confused by her shirt, until I explained that OCR means something very different in my world.

(Apparently, here it stands for Obstacle Course Running)

Amanda was wondering why I seemed so confused by her shirt, until I explained that OCR means something very different in my world.

(Apparently, here it stands for Obstacle Course Running)

Has science gone too far?

Has science gone too far?

Sometimes, when the trash can is full, you have to get creative.

Sometimes, when the trash can is full, you have to get creative.

I guess I’ve been a little busy lately.

I guess I’ve been a little busy lately.

Russell.

Russell.

I never don’t laugh at Andrew Dice Clay in these ads.

I talk too much.
by Dan Sturm

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