Hello, how are you. I am fine, but a bit tired. I spent 11 hours making this today.

Hello, how are you. I am fine, but a bit tired. I spent 11 hours making this today.

Word of caution; if you let your hair grow too long, eventually your girlfriend will attack you with a hair straightener on a Friday night.

Word of caution; if you let your hair grow too long, eventually your girlfriend will attack you with a hair straightener on a Friday night.

Sexy & Turned ON - Lexus F Class TV Commercial

Never before have I seen a commercial say so bluntly “Want to be a bad person? Buy our product.”

Running Nuke in verbose mode, trying to track down an application crash, has revealed to me the extent of my CMD+S muscle reflex/compulsion.

I probably have years of VFX work on Windows machines to blame for my paranoia, but those timestamps are nevertheless embarrassing.

Running Nuke in verbose mode, trying to track down an application crash, has revealed to me the extent of my CMD+S muscle reflex/compulsion.

I probably have years of VFX work on Windows machines to blame for my paranoia, but those timestamps are nevertheless embarrassing.

One of those days.

One of those days.

Courtesy of fucking Facebook.

Courtesy of fucking Facebook.

Google Image Search: “Snow on roof”

Tonight, I was doing some image-reference research for a vfx project and, since I’m a dummy from the suburbs of Phoenix, the results didn’t help for crap because they all look like completely implausible vfx comps to my ignorant desert eyes.

I should really stick to making videos about things I know well. Like, electric doodads, food, sleeping…um…pants?

"UX".

"UX".

Was that entirely necessary?

Was that entirely necessary?

Never before have I seen a rear-only tuck for the express purpose of showing more underwear.

Kids, today. So innovative.

Never before have I seen a rear-only tuck for the express purpose of showing more underwear.

Kids, today. So innovative.

And that, kids, is the story of how Jesus was re-born from an egg on Easter.

And that, kids, is the story of how Jesus was re-born from an egg on Easter.

I was trying to take a picture of the “Phoenix” sign on the mountain to make a stupid Internet joke. The person next to me commented on how pretty the view was and I got too sad to think of anything funny.

I was trying to take a picture of the “Phoenix” sign on the mountain to make a stupid Internet joke. The person next to me commented on how pretty the view was and I got too sad to think of anything funny.

Digital signage is hard.

I could’ve fixed it for them if I had brought my remote. The Apple TV was taped to the back of the display.

Digital signage is hard.

I could’ve fixed it for them if I had brought my remote. The Apple TV was taped to the back of the display.

I talk too much.
by Dan Sturm

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